Corner kick in his mind Eyeballs the monitor behind Before racing back on to the field… Vlad appears on the miniature screen Snarling, broody like, mean, “Right sunbeam this here’s the deal… Your blossoming movie career Finishes here Unless them French boys get awarded this pen I’m meeting McDonald in Helsinki this week Could pull […]

VAR Robs HVR Outplayed France win The World Cup I louldly explete…”Griezmann! You no-good…….cheat” At his theatrics performed for the first Les Bleus second is worse Even with VAR, a VAR* Still managed to kick HVR right in the teeth Mind you, how I laughed…at the farcical antics of Hugo Lloris.

Belgium’s best side for ages land third place “It’s Coming Home”, Ingerland a creditable fourth ITV – for me – hands down land the punditry crown For the match of the tournament thus far…I’d say …Keano v Wrighty…of course Mind you, having said that…Keano v Bilic wasn’t too far away!

A sallow, inflatable prez May (sic) think he’s some sort of a ledge During a presidential visit to Trumpton this week But he don’t come across Like the sharp bit of M an S cloth, whose simply been boss In The Soccer, tuned in with the fan on the street”.

The best kept secret in football is finally out A situation bordering on West London farce See’s Antonio Conte’s future no longer in doubt He’s tin tacked and given his cards. Last season, at times seemed a clash of the titans Both sides refusing to budge Harsh words approaching transfer night dead-line Resulted in a […]