• Full On London Derby.
    It was kinda like Turning up To a party you’re not invited to… That’s taking place in your own home. What’s worse? We went a goal down, and for those out there Who needed reminding, The home crowd – including me – Let our often under-performing millionaires Know in no uncertain terms That we wanted […]
  • Half-Time Interval.
    His well pressed suit is shiny On the odd match day In exchange for gratis tickets He’ll agree to walk out on to the pitch After being announced by some flippant M.C. Walking down the tunnel Tears of dis-appiontment well in his eyes He remembers how they cut him loose Without even a miserly golden […]
  • Swings and Roundabouts.
    Went up to Goodison Park Where we were convincingly beat Ah sure but so were The Arsenal Stung at home by The Hornets, by the odd goal in three Which right made me laugh and I look forward – with glee – To watching them at The Nou Camp later this week!
  • North London Derby Haiku.
    While the referee books… Alexis Alejandro Sanchez Sanchez… I go shopping… Come back and eat lunch, just as the yellow card is shown.
  • Haiku For A King.
    Gone with the wind Of whom we would sing… “Born is The King of Stamford Bridge”