• Saturday Night.
    On a Saturday night in Berlin What a racket there is (sic) As Barca beat Juve three one Pirlo cries (is the end nearly here?) The Old Lady sheds genuine tears Of pride for her written off sons. Another Calgary stampede Almost recedes Till Canada beat the resilient Chinese As the stadium erupts Furtive FIFA […]
  • Put A Sock In It Jack.
    Oi Wenger have a word with Jack Wilshere Bloke spouts his mouth off without any reason His latest shocking outburst attacking our ears?: “We could win The Pr***er Le**ue Ti**e next season”.
  • Renewed Vigour.
    T’was the final match of the season He’d soon be finished and then shown the door (Though he’d really miss it, he thought) While two young blokes in their teens On the opposite team Looked on him as their bit of personal sport. First time he went in for a tackle He was nut-megged, left […]
  • Old Pro haiku.
    The old pro Covers every blade of grass Searching for a deal.
  • Magic.
    Oh….Fabregas is magic* He wears a magic hat He could be down The Arsenal But why would he do that? He passes with his left foot He passes with his right and now we’ve won the league again We’ll sing this song all night!…..and we did. We’ve a certain top ten hit (see above) We’re […]