• He’s ILL (Ozil) and So Can’t Be Serious!
    When the ref blew for the interval T’was “One nil to The Arse” (On aggregate (3-2) Monaco didn’t look or seem invincible As the teams trooped off the grass On their way to take a brew. After over forty five minutes Of hearing them Gooners From the stands I enviously sensed they’d still be in […]
  • Disgusted of West London..
    No-one I spoke to last evening Seemed too displeased We’re out of the Champions League After our conniving and conning Often outplayed – amateur theatrical team Tried to intimidate the match referee. Said ref had his deck out, Before the blue hue converged Demanding Ibrahimovich depart, Indeed had decided on rouge Purely based on his […]
  • Taking A Look Around Me.
    Out of me seat and clapping As the teams take to the field I’m another dreamer lapping it up Though unconvinced all this is real. We’ve two hundred million by the dug-out Earning Lord know’s what? When our gaffa tells the subs:”Work out” We need a security firm keeping watch. We’ve shiny Rollers in the […]
  • Dave Mackay.
    I’ve seen hard as nails Tough as old boots Witnessed Swan Lake pirouettes and dives But I swear I never saw another man Fearlessly versed In the art of really getting stuck in With the finesse of Dave Mackay!
  • Topical Rhymes and Fraught Times.
    Fifty shades of grey Fifty shades of bleeding grey? I was more enthused At the blinding news We had won two one away. Fifty shades of grey Fifty shades of bleeding grey? There was no “Blue Moon” When an out of tune City – were tied up last Saturday. Fifty shades of grey Fifty shades […]