• So it’s Messi v Musa With neither a loser As Argentina and Nigeria show. While the Argentine back line On displaying a “We’re Open” sign Needs a bus stuck in front of it’s goal. Can the wonderful Messi Who on occasion carries the rest Drag the lacklustre Argentines in to a final? Or will a […]
  • Did he break a sweat Da dude Ron Ron Or had he other things on his mind? Though he stuck one in the Ghana net I heard a rumour later on Kleenex sponsored him as he cried. Portugal disappointed Still at least Their players got paid Ghana threatened to withdraw Till £1.8 mill for appearing […]
  • I was sitting there amazed Greece weren’t heading for the plane Long before the start of this here game They looked like strugglers prior to this Though the times last night they hit The woodwork, tells me they’ve improved their aim. Ya Ya running with the ball Frightens me to the core So what he […]
  • Honda didn’t really Start to motor until it Was almost over. Though Japan make friends With their tidy approach play It’s Sayonara. Colombia impress As Mondragon becomes Senior custodian. James oozes class And while two aces are missing He clearly is not.
  • Italy are out A shot Godin in their goal Straight off his back. Though once again The papers have a story With real bite.. It’s not about Pirlo Or super Mario by gum It’s dentistry… How it can lead To a sharpshooter aiming To maim a man.. As Cheillini Gets anti tetanus shot Instead of […]