So Barclays Bank wont be renewing The sponsorship deal now in place Seems the image said bank is pursuing Will be one of getting distance from the archaic F.A. Is it the greed is good salaries and bonus’s Or the way that the lads can often behave When Saturday comes with the onus On I’m […]

I can hardly wait For the wonderful anthems A linking of arms A poignant tear in the eye. At the start Of each game I admire the Love shown for one’s Nation, By emotional singing and looks to the sky. I’m often puzzled When watching a team on occasion Whose players Don’t, won’t or quite […]

Some say to win is everything, Some say that’s absurd Henry Sanders said: “It’s the only thing” In case you haven’t heard But I well remember `66` A young boy at that time When Nobby did his victory jig, Tir Na Nog was mine. So! No if’s or might’s or can we do it Come […]

Ain’t you tired of hearing clichés What could drive you quite insane Diatribe and lies about bad hair days Blokes use to try an nullify our brains? What’s needed is a woman’s touch So why not install one as your boss? Who’ll rule the squad like a mother did or does With “Oi you, it’s […]

Try ‘n’ absorb all the knocks, on the train journey home To avoid Michael taking, turn off the phone To drown out the crying, put your earphones on Relive every moment in yer nut, where it all went wrong. Hear Five Live tell you, your slim chance is dead As late kick off fellow strugglers […]