Sharon Jones
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P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Everyone laughs at the “fat man”
Playing up to the cameras
In his footie shirt bursting at the seams
Like his skin
People love to mock the fallen angel
Because his flaws make him more human
For his football skills […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Iconic shirt seller
Whose boots
Are copied and replicated
If Andy Warhol was alive
David Beckham would be duplicated
A silkscreen print hero
Not galactico. -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Good fun this writing poems about football
Being a football poet
Although everyone laughs
And thinks you’re mad
To write for nowt like
Walking the stoniest path
Because the publishing houses
“Don’t do Football […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
COMING HOME LATE
Knees cut and jeans wrecked
Trainers muddy laces drag
Shirt ripped hair a mess
But best of all we won the match!Offside never see that foul
The goal is mine you what you what
Fast as lightning […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
The Premier League costs so much money
Myriad tales debauched debased
The Championship is now “real football”
To me “New Football” seems the caseThe ads cry out to those of big clubs
“Choose a second club” […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Hammers hero England’s Captain
Football played the beautiful way
When God handed out boots built for glory
Yours was always His first nameShort of pace but picked out crosses
Half a yard did sprinting boots
And […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Imagine Billy Liddell
Sickened by the studs down his legs
Weary with the fouls on him ignored by refs
Bloodied by the back heel sleight of boots
That lunged into his pulsating runs
Week in week out
Tired of the […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Another new shirt logo change
Brand new boots sewn in his name
Different sponsors the prices rise
Cost of tickets now sky highTake the kids meet at the ground
Online punters all these touts
Q like lemmings […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Hard not to like him
But should have had a word with
Diouf for jumping up and down
Infront of the press box
Every time Bolton looked like
They might score
Surrounded by Liverpool fans
Wont win him respect should […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
So well named the tall lad there
Stands up straight clouds in his hair
But ‘Arry Redknapp knows the game
And taught him well, Jim Smith the same
Awkward gangly like spaghetti
Unlike Thierry a graceful swan
In […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Not for me Kanoute’s beauty
Henry’s chic with me won’t score
Stevie Gerrard all red passion
But Stan Ternent Je t’adoreFreddie Ljungberg in his undies
Leaves me cold I simply yawn
Bobby Pires completely […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Hello Dad I hope you’re well
Our beloved Reds took all 3 points
I know you watch in Heaven’s Kop
Still singing loud the Anfield songsMe bluenose Grandad with his brothers
Season ticket holders I’m ashamed to […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Just one point behind the blue noses
Traore passes, IGGGOOOORRRR scores
Like Moses said “there’s nowt for losers
Close the gap and now come fourth”. -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Shearer sign for another season
FA Cup around the corner
UEFA contenders magpies singing
Then Dyer and Bowyer chuck it all. -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Must be blessed
With something special
The Arsenal sharp shooter
The net dreams
Of goals like these
It’s what the ball is made for. -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
What a question when it comes to national identity
When your maternal Irish and paternal Welsh
All my colours merge as Red
“You’re Scouse, not English” me Dad always said
But national anthems not for me
No kings […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
I have to admit to a change of affection for Delia Smith
I don’t like all that cooking lark on the telly
Posh chefs and all that nonsense
Whilst half the world starves
I’ve no appetite for that kind of rank […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
It worked the magic
Spirits moved
Mention IGOOOORRRRRR
Bless his pegs
IGOORRR swings
I’ll change me name
From now on
I’m MYSTIC MEG! -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Look at Number 35
That Lad’s a scouser (yeah well a blue)
But David Nugent cuts defenders
Carves them up and races through
Heels of lightning Christ he’s fast
I’ve watched him scoring he’s a gem
With Cisse crocked […] -
P Maguire published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 6 months ago
Is someone sponsoring IGOOOORRRRR!
Not to smile? Is his glum expression fixed?
I’ve watched him dozen of times almost smile
His croatian reserve cast aside
As he threatened to match the vison of his
Price tag […] - Load More
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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