• France 0 Greece 1 Exeter City Too
    Premiership players have money to burn, But how much does a Grecian earn?
  • Alles Uber Deutschland
    I think you’ll find The word that comes to mind Is Schadenfreude.
  • The Azzurri and Grey Skies Thinking
    Oh, it’s a long time ago, When Michelangelo Painted the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling, And I can’t help feeling That it must be 40 years ago When Charlton Heston played angelo In the Agony and the Ecstasy. But just last night, When things were so tight, In the very last minute, The Azzurri thought they’d done […]
  • Nedved
    Nedved! Your very name strikes dread Into the heart of the opposition; In addition, Nominally, You are poetry, As well as in motion. Talented bi-ped, You write the ultimate text Upon the moving blades of the football pitch, For you symbolise The harmony of signifier and signified. Nedved! Probably the only player ever To have […]
  • Existentialist Football Tournaments
    Mister Scolari says that brilliance does not win football matches, The winners will be the team that makes fewer mistakes, (Is it the least or fewer? I never know) And in a way, he’s right, isn’t he? But what a minimalist safety-conscious way to view the world, What a naming of the parts mind numbing […]