oh crikey nike – tsunami promises auction

It’s the night before the promises auction, and Trish, my wife of 20 years, has been brilliant;we have nearly 100 promises garnered by the football poets and their associates – three contributions of (a.)hypnotherapy sessions, (b.) a ton and a half of manure, and (c.) tea for two at the House of Commons, give a flavour of the strangely diverse and yet uniform nature of the proceedings. We ought to raise at least a thousand quid at the spiritual home of the footie poets – the Prince Albert, Rodborough Hill, Stroud; make a point of visiting this boozer, it’s unique.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/news/2005/02/04/oh-crikey-nike-tsunami-promises-auction/