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MARCH TEAM POEMS & HAIKUS 2013
March name-checks, game-checks and blame checks for: AC Milan, Barcelona, Birmingham City, Cardiff, Charlton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Huddersfield, KIng Kenny, Liverpool, Man City, Man U, Messi, Middlesborough, Moyes, Rafagate, Rayo Vallenco, Sparta Prague, Tony Gubba RIP,Tottenham, Swindon Town, West Ham United, Wolves.
20 Mar Chelsea 2-0 West Ham
Borat Skorbard
19 Mar Messi Villa greets Rayo
Emdad Rahman
19 Mar In The Courts kevin halls
16 Mar The cockerel The spurs poet
16 Mar Push and run The spurs poet
17 Mar Short Term Memory Alan McKean
16 Mar Come Saturday Night Khadim Hussain
16 Mar Boro Haiku Khadim Hussain
15 Mar Chelsea 3-1 Steaua Bucharest Borat Skorbard
11 Mar Blue and Red Danny Gill
11 Mar The Last Laugh kevin raymond
11 Mar Phone-in Baloney mark merriman
11 Mar Gift of the Gub Alan McKean
11 Mar Man Utd 2-2 Chelsea Borat Skorbard
11 Mar Reds dent Spurs Euro bid
Emdad Rahman
09 Mar No Escape from Alcaraz
mark merriman
08 Mar Steaua Bucharest 1-0 Chelsea Borat Skorbard
06 Mar Dragon Slayers Khadim Hussain
05 Mar We Just Ain’t Interim! (In to him)
kevin raymond
05 Mar Welsh Dragon at the Riverside
Khadim Hussain
04 Mar Chelsea 1-0 West Brom
Borat Skorbard
04 Mar Come back Kenny P Maguire
01 Mar
Bring on the Robins kevin halls
01 Mar Boro Supporters! Khadim Hussain
01 Mar At 1500 Khadim Hussain
01 Mar Shakespeare’s Ghost P Maguire
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27th November 2024 at 5:55 am
‘You’re Supposed To Be At Home’ is an excellent and moving poem Denys.
You start off thinking it’s just about another oft-sung chant, one we personally heard a lot last season throughout our second relegation in a row here at Forest Green(FGR) ! I always love poems where you think they are saying one thing and then they suddenly pull you deeper to somewhere or something else else.
I’m currently helping in a local school for FGR in a voluntary capacity using football to help young students with reading. At an upcoming session we will tackle racism, just like we did in workshops at football schools and grounds when we first started this site 24 years ago. I’m gonna try and weave your poem into a session.
We’ve added it to the Anti- Racism/Kick It Out section under Crispin’s Corner.
Best C
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26th November 2024 at 1:59 pm
Great poem and great to see you back Wyn.
Don’t leave it so long next time my friend!
More please.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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