Poems tagged ‘Everton’
Too Few Blues haiku
Argie Geordie Viking
Funes Pickford Sigurdsson
Silvery Brandstanding
Big Sam Allardyce’ Blue and White Army
We’re the Mersey Madmen,
We’re seriously insane,
‘Cos we support the Boys in Blue,
We’ve only half a brain.
Were we endowed with any sense,
We’d follow Liverpool,
But we’re consigned to Everton
By Destiny so cruel.
Tradition? No lack of it!
Ambition? Reams and reams!
Our name? To us no other name
Could ever sound as sweet!
The teams we do not like include
Lyon and Atalanta.
On their account these past few days
We’ve endured so much banter.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum –
Right now this boast rings hollow.
But nonetheless the Toffeemen
We shall not cease to follow.
We’re glory-hungry Velites
From the sluggish Mersey’s marge,
And the only way for us is up
Now that Big Sam is in charge.
4/12/17
Denys E. W. Jones
The People’s Cubs
Jordan Pickford can do it all
Can become a legend like Neville Southall
Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus
Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
From rubbing shoulders with Jags and Ashley
Michael Keane can add his name
To Roy and Robbie in the hall of fame
Morgan Feeney’s heritage is Moore than handy
Bootling up the river to the Dock of Bramley
Benny Baningime’s from another great river
Thrown against the Lions and making tackles all a-quiver
Tom Davies with his hair and rolled-down socks
Energizing future captain in our energized cauldron dock?
Dominic Calvert-Lewin, that masked man, who?
Getting heaps of kemo sabes from Dixie to Lukaku
Ademola Lookman, jinxing angel with two wings
Look, man, you lively lads are future Dixie’s kings!
Hey David Henen will you get your chance?
And whatever happened to Shari Tarasaj?
What about other loanees, Galloway and Browning, On-
-Yeku and Connolly, Keiran Dowell and Pennington?
And we need Luke Garbutt backing Bainesy’s Wonderwall
With mod crossover music, from Wigan’s northern soul
And come on Ross Barkley, in your heart you know it’s true
It’s not about the money, it’s the diamond that is you!
The past remembered
I watched a thousand times
the elegant DUCHESS of YORK
smiling in the ROYAL BOX
This is from the year 1933
when one man was a goalscoring machine
The ROYAL STANDARD
at the towers of WEMBLEY
LIME STREET STATION
full of Liverpool people
waiting for Dixie and the lads
WITHOUT the sad War a few years
later, Everton would be the
champions somewhere
in the early 1940’s
But many brave people
had to defend the land
of football
that we can now remember
The football games played
since the war ended
and that EVERTON could
win the the League title in 1963
and again the Cup in 1966
and also the League title
in 1970
and to lift FA Cup in 1984
and to be
the champions in 1985
and in 1987 indeed
It is not clear what football will
be like later in this century
But in 1915, 100 YEARS ago,
EVERTON were the champions!
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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