Ban Them!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A feigned poleaxed fall
Or a swimming pool dive
Deserves an eight out of ten
Or maybe a nine?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The shams of Robben and Kronkamp
Cannot be condoned
Whilst those who live in glass houses
Shouldn’t throw stones

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 An Oscar, a Grammy?
No way! Wooden spoon
Ban them all for three matches
They’d pack it in soon

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 If the other team do it
The home fans get riled
Yet when its one of our own team
We just sit there and smile?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Its a sham, its a fake
Its a con and a lie
Nobody touched him
Yet, tis as if he just died

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 He was looking for a tackle
That never arrived
So to gain an advantage
Guess what? He just dived

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Ban them, ban him
At least for three games
The crime? You’re a cheat son
Tis high time we named names!


There’s nothing worse than our so called professional players doing this type of cheating and bleating for giving me the right hump with me own team!

Ban the blimmin lot of them, every time they’re caught doing it, no FA personal hearings, nothing, just automatic three match bans! That would soon put a stop to it.

Why? Cos you’re a blimmin cheat son! The ref saw it, if not the whole blimmin telly audience saw it, give the FA the video from the telly as hard evidence!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ban-them/