Direct Debit
¶ 1
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Thought I’d show them my loyalty
So took up the early bird offer
Season ticket can be paid in instalments
By monthly direct debit.
¶ 2
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So they reward us by flogging Scott Dann
He “was” our captain and best defender
To our West Midland neighbours Brum
“But we’re not a selling club anymore.”
¶ 3
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So us fans are anxious and all on edge now
Who’s next out of the Ricoh revolving door?
“We need to sell to buy,” the suits say
“But we’re not a selling club anymore.”
¶ 4
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So that has got me thinking
Couldn’t we buy a top star
By also paying by direct debit
Pay in instalments every month?
¶ 5
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So many clubs are skint these days (and us fans)
It may be the only way out
But, the bank says you missed a payment
So your new star has to go back !
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