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Fleeting meetings, Arsenal fans steaming

Andy Steenson

Sunday, June 12th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Me name is Ashley Cole, to a posh hotel i stole,
with my agent, and we both went in disguise,
but i had to take the porsche, (the Lagunas in the wash)
and was so aghast when i was recognised

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 cos who the hell i thought,
would see me me marchin’ up earls court,
in the middle of a busy london day,
sadly kenyon and Mourinho,
took no caution, and were seen though,
mourinho had a dress on and looked gay

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 So me feeble lax excuses, led to Arsenal fans abuses,
now i find at Highbury, i can play no more,
so another club must find, cos me agent robbed me blind,
and i still maintain, i knew not whats in store,

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 he said we’re going to a meeting,
get your coat, the chance is fleeting,
if you do not hurry up, the chance we’ll miss,
well me in a kerfuffle,
presumed, “we’re off to some posh brothel”,
but when Jose he turned up I thought “Whats this”?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 “I doubt he will turn a trick”, (tho’ i fancied him a bit)
“but i think things may go deeper than a roll,”
cos that gorgeous portugese, (sends me wobbly at the knees)
I said “a tenner if you’ll dance around a pole”

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 but in accent quaint and charmin’
he said “Ashley, theres no harm in,
being a prostitute instead of a left back”
sign up on the dotted line, and you’ll find in just no time,
you’re trips to Europe will be quickly back on track,

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 but fate did have an hand, someone posing in the band,
who looked like just an ordinary girl,
took a camera from her knickers,
“smile Ashley “she did snicker,
it was some b-g-er from the “News of the World”!

© A.Steenson

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fleeting-meetings-arsenal-fans-steaming/