Harry, Have You Had A Touch Or What?*

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I hear the transfer fund at Fratton Park
Has risen by 9 million
Have Harry Redknapp and that Mandaric
Gone and made themselves a killing

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 When yer struggling and the drops in sight
Yer defence is looking frail
Make sure yer back a certainty
To get yer out of gaol

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Harry’s a shrewd punter
Make no mistake of that
With his winnings from the bookies
He’ll bring Nigel Quashie back!


Just read a newspaper report that bookmakers have had to pay out nine million pounds on the result of Harry going back to Fratton Park.

I know Harry loves a bet but this is bordering on the ridiculous, what a way to boost the transfer coffers for the January window?

Cor and they talk about Abramovich pulling strokes!

*Before anybody mentions it, to have a had a touch means to have landed a gamble or won a serious amount of money due to a big wager being laid out usually on a certainty!



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