I Read the News today Oh Boy…..

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Oh look now its in all of the papers
They’re handin’ out the gongs again
Whilst Cherie Blair pretends at being
Something someone somehow somewhere
Some sad arl git gets a knighthood
Service to wigs he cracks the smile
The great and good and barely famous
Slap the back and watch the knife
Big Brother’s climbin’ up the ratings
Will they wont they do we care
Wayne Rooney’s chav its in the dictionary
When yer lern to read you’ll find it there!

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