I Red The News Today Oh Boy.
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Next year when we play Man Yoo
As Glazer will be in situ
The match itself won’t be a bore
We’ll have our very own cold war! (The Yanks versus The Russians!)
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Will The Mancs now be called …… The Yanks?
Will Sir Alex be head coach or head honcho?
Will Old Trafford becomeThe Red and… White House?
Will George Bush be a season ticket holder?
Will The CIA investigate The FA?
Will ManYoo be a soccer team?
Will The Roon be the first chav to walk on the moon?
Will Becks return so his wife can lead the cheer leaders?
Will pre-season training be in Guantanamo Bay?
Will Roy Keane be bought on just to do the kicking?
Nothing new there then!
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