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I’m Refering To Referee’s.

kevin raymond

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Well unfit, dodgy kit
A football match fiasco
I’ve seen fitter looking
Seventy year old blokes
In the aisles down at Tesco’s

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 They used to be indecisive
Now they’re not so sure
Was it in or was it out?
Red cards by the score

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He missed this, he missed that
The panel all agree
Is there anything that went on in the match
That the referee did see?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 What’s the point of the assistants
Who never ere assist
After some of the decisions I’ve seen lately
I’m telling you they’re pissed

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The lunatics have taken over the asylum
The way our game is run
It’s called professional blimmin’ football
Not a kick about for fun

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I saw a lot of games over the holiday
On the box and at the ground
I’m sure I saw three blokes in black suits at Stamford Bridge
With white sticks running round

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Poll’s on a stroll toward mediocrity
If he thinks that he’s the best
I wouldn’t give yer tuppence
For him and all those refs!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 The poll that was taken recently
Had Graham Poll on top
Me I’d ban all who voted for all time
Red card the blimmin’ lot!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 We all know its time for pros
Who can keep all us fans sane
“The referee didn’t see it”
Well, what’s he doing at the game?

© kjp raymond 2006

Notes

A feast of football was to be had and enjoyed over the holiday. But is it just me or was the standard of ref’s and that blimmin eejit Graham Poll in partricular the worst at any time this season?

I think that Poll, Riley, and co need to be sharp and up with the game, not trying to see incidents and make decisions from twenty or thirty yards away from the action.

What is the point of the assistants if they’re not consulted about things that the referee couldn’t or didn’t see from where he was postioned on the field of play?

We’ve had Poll at our place two or three times this season already and he is just awful. I caught the Merseyside derby on the box, Jaysus is the man on drugs or what?

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/im-refering-to-referees/