That bloke that plays for the Arsenal
That small one up the middle
My daughter thinks he’s pretty cool
Cos she’s just seen him in Lidl !
No Marks and Sparks for Reyes
I wonder if he quibbles ?
When he gets his till receipt
From the check-out down at Lidl !
Henry’s gots his va va voom
Seamen does his Comet
Reyes has a carrier bag
With Lidl written on it !
The Gooners need a new sponsor
Who won’t play second fiddle
Get well rid of that 02 mob
Strike a deal with Lidl !
Was Reyes altering the prices pray
Was he having a bit of a fiddle
Did he get nicked for shoplifting
Whilst browsing down at Lidl ?
Twenty million quid he cost
This here’s a little riddle
I wonder what he’s worth now
And could you buy him down at Lidl ?
When he was younger In Espana
They compared him to Billy Liddell
At three-o-clock on a Saturday
You’ll not find him in Lidl !
Reyes is a major talent
As he body swerves and dribbles
He was last seen dancing in the aisles
By my daughter down at Lidl !