Jose Does A Dribble In The Aisles Down At Lidl !

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 That bloke that plays for the Arsenal
That small one up the middle
My daughter thinks he’s pretty cool
Cos she’s just seen him in Lidl !

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No Marks and Sparks for Reyes
I wonder if he quibbles ?
When he gets his till receipt
From the check-out down at Lidl !

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Henry’s gots his va va voom
Seamen does his Comet
Reyes has a carrier bag
With Lidl written on it !

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The Gooners need a new sponsor
Who won’t play second fiddle
Get well rid of that 02 mob
Strike a deal with Lidl !

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Was Reyes altering the prices pray
Was he having a bit of a fiddle
Did he get nicked for shoplifting
Whilst browsing down at Lidl ?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Twenty million quid he cost
This here’s a little riddle
I wonder what he’s worth now
And could you buy him down at Lidl ?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 When he was younger In Espana
They compared him to Billy Liddell
At three-o-clock on a Saturday
You’ll not find him in Lidl !

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Reyes is a major talent
As he body swerves and dribbles
He was last seen dancing in the aisles
By my daughter down at Lidl !


My daughter just phoned me at work (I do go now and again, contrary to what some people here think ! ) to tell me that Jose Antonio Reyes was shopping in our local Lidl the cut price German super-market.

What was even stranger was that as we are a part of a small Blue community in an otherwise Goonerville part of a NW London suburb not one single Gooner and there were loads about, recognised him !

He never bought anything either, blimmin cheapskate !



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/jose-does-a-dribble-in-the-aisles-down-at-lidl/