1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 So Kewell’s taking Lineker to court
For unkind words he said
I think it should be the other way
As a winger he’s like lead
Though Lineker’s claim on the face of it
Would be a case much smaller
Kewell should be nicked under the trades description act
For impersonating a footballer!!!


Even Ralphy Jellybean Benitez, as clever as he is, can’t work out what’s going on in this blokes nut! Nor it has to said can the rest of us! So is it au revior to Harry Kewell as he says adieu to Liverpool?



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/libel/