Man City 2-0 Chelsea
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I tried to be open-minded
I wished to be patriotic
I occasioned a different sport
But to me it was so chaotic
¶ 2
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The shape was all wrong
Starting with the ball
And though the rules were confusing
Out boomed the referee’s every call
¶ 3
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And as for the lexicon?!
Scrum, heave, conversion
And offsides that surely never were
Even with the modern footy version?
¶ 4
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As you might have gathered
I’m trying to avoid our reverse
I thought by switching codes
I could ignore the adverse
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But the stats say it all
A two nil defeat
Our tails between our legs
We beat a hasty retreat
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