Mourinho’s Had A Shave !
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In Lisbon’s Stadium Of Light
I saw an awe inspiring sight
Not the Prince from Mozambique (Eusebio)
Or other royalty unique
This sight was neither sad nor grave
A goal or a fantastic save
What’s this vision of, I rave?
Mourinho’s had a shave !
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As the sun was lighting up the pitch
The dug out was so smooth and rich
As Benfica fans did wave
Mourinho’s had a shave !
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A pre-season warm up game
That bored the pants of those who came
To cheer to rant and rave
Mourinho’s had a shave !
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No overcoat, no sullen looks
Smooth complexion, two note books
Gillette a freebie gave ?
Mourinho’s had a shave !
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As new boys
To the blue boys team
Made the Lisbon crowd serene
Amidst a slight heatwave
Mourinho’s had a shave !
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Did he splash it on like Henry Cooper
Or Kevin Keegan in the past
No Old Spice for this Blue Boy
Mourinho’s had a shave at last !
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