MUFC board meetings by phone

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Hello Mr Glazer, its Alex,
im speaking to you via the phone,”
I cant get a link on the video thing,
but we just lost to Chelsea 10-1″

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “Hiya there Alex its Malcolm,
You’re signal its bad..came and gone
got the gist of it tho’ i heard we got a goal,
and “…was it…”anyone else they got none?”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “Hello again Malcolm.. its Alex”
“no i actually said “We got stuffed”
“you must spend some Cash, or we’re likely to crash,
I fear we are not quite good enough”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Hello again Alex its Malcolm..
the signal is still pretty weak
What did you say?, we beat Helsinki today?”
“didn’t know that that teams in our league!”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 “Hello once more Malcolm ..its Alex,
“yea we battered Helsinki by 10”
You can stay over there, on the phone, have no care,
just send us some cash now and then

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/mufc-board-meetings-by-phone/