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Nedved, Oh Nedved

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Nedved, oh Nedved,
Your wife bought you a bedspread,
But it’s too bright,
Reflects the light,
And now you really dread bed.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Nedved, oh Nedved,
No need to paint your shed red.
A simple coat
Of creosote
Will do, my brother Fred said.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Nedved, oh Nedved,
Your roses need a dead-head.
They need a clip,
A little snip,
Then watch that blooming red spread.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Nedved, oh Nedved,
You left the sunny Med red.
The Slovenes say
You passed their way,
But then you quickly fled Bled.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Nedved, oh Nedved,
More sturdy than a bedstead.
It’s plain to tell
You dine quite well,
And are not simply fed bread.

Notes

Not for the first time, inspired by Stuart Butler, this time by his poem “Nedved” Do you think any publishers would be interested in a book of Pavel Nedved related poems?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/nedved-oh-nedved/