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Ode to the Wisdom of Sepp Blatter

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Mister Blatter’s deepest thoughts
Concern the size of ladies’ shorts.
He’s worried that their code of dress
Does not consider skimpiness,
And claims the future would be brighter,
If their shorts were somewhat tighter.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The gentle sex have dared to question
This most sensible suggestion.
They won’t be satisfied until
They’ve stopped this German Benny Hill.
So watch your step, now, Mister Blatter,
They’ll have your manhood on a platter.

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