I’m stood standing in the Kings Road, Chelsea
Waiting on a bus
Fifty years I’ve been stood waiting here
With a modicum of fuss
Ah! At last here comes the bus
Not just one but then another
A bit like the Premiership title really
You wait ages for one then two come along
One right after the other!
Congratulations and celebrations
To the number one side
In the whole blimmin nation!