‘ Patsy, Will You Pass The Ball ‘?
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‘ Patsy, will you pass the ball ‘?
Said an angry David Speedie
‘ You’ve beaten the Geordie defence, once already,
To do it twice, is just plain greedy ‘
¶ 2
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Patsy loved that football
From deep within his heart
When on the wing, in full swing
Those two, you’d never part!
¶ 3
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As all the Shed heads stood in wonder
On a gloomy Saturday afternoon
Patsy strolled so languidly
Through the backline of the Toon
¶ 4
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He fell over outside the penalty box
With the ball still at his feet
Got up again, still in control of it
As theToon, all applaud his feat!
¶ 5
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He beat them once, he beat them twice
He turned them inside out
They were dizzy just from watching him
Wee Patsy, was the shout!
¶ 6
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Was Keegan some sort of sadist?
As that night on MOD
He insisted they show it all again
That Wee winger on a spree!
¶ 7
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Nimble and so dainty
Swift and fleet of foot
With Wee Patsy on the wing, son
Defenders? They just shook!
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