‘ Patsy, will you pass the ball ‘?
Said an angry David Speedie
‘ You’ve beaten the Geordie defence, once already,
To do it twice, is just plain greedy ‘
Patsy loved that football
From deep within his heart
When on the wing, in full swing
Those two, you’d never part!
As all the Shed heads stood in wonder
On a gloomy Saturday afternoon
Patsy strolled so languidly
Through the backline of the Toon
He beat them once, he beat them twice
He turned them inside out
They were dizzy just from watching him
Wee Patsy, was the shout!
Was Keegan some sort of sadist?
As that night on MOD
He insisted they show it all again
That Wee winger on a spree!
Nimble and so dainty
Swift and fleet of foot
With Wee Patsy on the wing, son
Defenders? They just shook!