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Summer

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Men playing on grass
Having trouble with their engines
Mowers choking on long balls
Picnics and Pimms take free kicks at shins

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Oversized fans making a racket
Replaced by oversized racquets in waving hands
Laying on grass feigning injury
Laying on a beach faking tans

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Highlights on the calendar stick out like a replica shirt at a wedding
Hayfever, sunburn and insects
Weather – hot, then freezin’
Oh how we hate close season

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Notes

Next season will be different. Dion Dublin has signed a one year extension at Norwich City and says that everything about Norwich City is too nice, we’ve got to learn to be more horrible…. gggrrr

So look out for our aggression as we storm up the league, trampling every team in our path, hitting a purple patch (and getting sent off for violet conduct…)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/summer/