Tapping Him Up

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 They tapped him with a teaspoon
And they cracked his brittle shell.
They poured the lot
Into the pot,
The yolk and white as well.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 They heated up the water
Till the steam began to rise,
And poor old Pat
Did not like that,
Emitting painful cries..

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Yes, Pat’s a decent manager,
A mentor and fine coach.
And, I suppose,
The one that Bohs
Decided they would poach.


Will Pat be lured by wads of Bohs cash? Probably.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/tapping-him-up/