When Dominic Finds The Net

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 When Dominic finds the Net again, hurrah, hurrah,
We’ll give him a stand’ ovation then, hurrah, hurrah.
We’ll all beg for his autograph,
And a selfie, and we’ll share a laugh,
And we’ll be all smiles when Dominic scores again.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Our Dominic’s gone right off the boil, alas, alas.
He works so hard, he sweats and toils, oh yes, oh yes.
He hits the post and he strikes the bar,
He comes so close and he’s still so far,
Cos that ball refuses to go in the Bag.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Time was he scored in ev’ry game, hurrah, hurrah.
And got a call from G. Southgate, hurrah, hurrah.
But oh dear, then he picked up a knock,
And he spent months sidelined as a crock,
And he just ain’t been the same since he came back.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 When Dominic scores a goal again, hurrah, hurrah,
He’ll start to rock ‘n’ roll again, hurrah, hurrah.
The cocks will crow and the dogs will bark,
And they’ll hear our roar across the Park,
Yeah, we’ll raise the roof when Dominic finds the Net!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 3/3/24
Denys E. W. Jones


Our Dominic Calvert-Lewin has not been on the scoresheet lately, and he started yesterday’s match against West Ham on the bench… This is a re-working of the American Civil War song entitled When Johnny Comes Marching Home.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/when-dominic-finds-the-net/