He is the man born with his cleats,
Hailed a physics genius, thanks to his free kicks.
Medal-laden and true winner at Man U,
On top of that, He’s England Captain too.
Hotshot endorser, with a face so gorgeous,
Even worshipped by Buddhist monks that it’s almost ridiculous.
Admired and adored by women of all ages,
Cor! A common man can only dream of taking home his wages!
Yet through all that he remains humble and meek,
A bad boy no more, he just lets his actions speak.
Now a family man with an equally-famous wife,
Two beautiful children and an almost-perfect life.
Come on, admit it,
Don’t you just wish you were him sometimes?