Yes it’s really happened it really is true, no it’s not a joke Germany lost 0-2. They’ve been knocked out now that is a blow, but I can’t stop laughing at their World Cup woe. The tournament is wide open it’s anybody’s on the day, so why not England they’ve shown they can play. So […]

Back In The U.S.S.R. England can go far, and in Harry Kane we’ve got a Shooting Star. The players are now Heroes many were just Born To Run, and they swept aside Panama banging in goals in the sun. Usually they’ve got me Under Pressure but this team Live To Win, they just Don’t Stop […]

Go to the bookies and put on a World Cup bet two quid that will do. Place is really full matches shown live on TVs punters drinking tea. So I place my bet England 2-1 Kane first goal that’s a good price. I take home my slip settle down to watch the game come on […]

Fans see themselves as a camera zooms in, their on the big screen so they point and grin. They go a bit nutty a few seconds of fame, spectators start to pose not watching the game. Many on their phones fingers fiddling away, some take Selfies ignoring the play. They miss great shots or a […]

Stock up the fridge with pizzas and beer, as the World Cup is finally here. Cancel that holiday go on the sick, say while in the garden you got bit by a tick. It’s football’s showpiece on every four years, where England fans end up forlorn and in tears. When our keeper wobbles and gets […]