Dachlan Cartwright
@dachlancartwright
Active 3 years, 7 months ago-
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 3 years, 7 months ago
Who was the greatest player that Stanley Matthews ever saw?
Cymru’s TG Jones.Who was the greatest player that Dixie Dean ever saw?
Everton’s TG Jones.Who was the greatest player that Tommy Lawton eve […]
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Dachlan Cartwright posted an update 3 years, 7 months ago
Who was the greatest player that Stanley Matthews ever saw?
Cymru’s TG Jones.Who was the greatest player that Dixie Dean ever saw?
Everton’s TG Jones.Who was the greatest player that Tommy Lawton ever saw?
Wrexham’s TG Jones.Who was the greatest player that Joe Mercer ever saw?
Connah’s Quay’s TG Jones.He didn’t have a name like Becken…[Read more]
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Dachlan Cartwright commented on a poem on Football Poets 6 years, 6 months ago
Hi Sharon, I’m so impressed by your “body” of work. Besides the enthusiasm, you are so technically accomplished. I’m a Toffee, but I’m one of those who thinks that Shankly is the greatest manager of that era (our […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 6 years, 7 months ago
Hey Kids would you like a cushy number,
A job which gives you hours of mental slumber,
A billet where the silences are hardly broken
By a few drops of language as a throwaway token?You’ll get loads of m […]
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Dachlan Cartwright commented on a poem on Football Poets 7 years, 1 month ago
World Cup 1958, what an emotional year for British football. England bereft of Byrne, Edwards and Taylor, lost in the Munich Air Disaster. Wales going out in the quarter finals 1-0 to a Pele goal, with John […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 7 years, 1 month ago
Argie Geordie Viking
Funes Pickford Sigurdsson
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 7 years, 8 months ago
Jordan Pickford can do it all
Can become a legend like Neville SouthallJohnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
Apprentice to our passionate pounding SeamusMason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
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Dachlan Cartwright became a registered member 7 years, 9 months ago
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 10 years, 5 months ago
Much have I mouthed shouts at the drought of goals,
And many a crepit stand and stadium seen.
Round many a woolly island have I been,
Far from the grounds which sheikhs and oligarchs hold,
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 11 years, 1 month ago
Hey! (Hey!)
Everybody! (Everybody!)
All around the world
Every boy and girl
Taking lessons from me
See the StupiditySuarez biting Chiellini
His teeth break the offside rule
But he don’t mind the criticism, […] -
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 12 years, 8 months ago
How the hell can the Howard Webbs, heat-played, tumult–entangled, with restricted visions
And, heck, Montevideo fakes, avoid calls B-rated, suspect, with contra-versions?How well can the World Wide Web replay i […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 12 years, 8 months ago
Loyal, awesome one
Leon, Osman
Forwards chase back, commit keen
Fetch the ball, and carry canJoins Jelavic, feeds Fellaini
Jinxer, jester, fast and feisty
Shoots spontaneous, scores, or high, too
Shaves the […] -
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 12 years, 8 months ago
He usually gets it right our boss David Moyes
“If you want to see some acting then you’re spoiled for choice”
Down the theatre worthy thespians keep on shaking their spears
At the movies glam vampires bleed imita […] -
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 4 months ago
Everton 1 Homs Alone 2
It’s a great atmosphere in the Stadium of Peace, Tolerance and Racial and Religious Harmony in Jerusalem, where rival supporters are deliberately alternately seated all around the ground f […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
Landon Donovan
Landed at Everton
Landed from the Galaxy
“Land of Angelic Sun”Into the Mersey mist
Scored goals, made assists
Landon’s brand of candy
Blends with Toffees, who were blessedFolk singer Donov […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
Shankly’s charisma has covered the country
There’s a new cathedral on the banks of the Mersey
Anfield’s red army is on a Roger Hunt
For more than life and death and they’re showing no mercyYeats is the rock on […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
It’s sad to see a BBC documentary
“United”, a re-telling of the Munich tragedy
Descending to Hollywood-style inaccuracy
Its selectivity is plainly a travestyRoger Byrne was the Babes’ inspirational captain […]
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Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
At the Congress of Berlin and San Stefano
Venus got Dizzy, and freedom got the Serbs
While some northern cricketers from Santo Domingo
Minted for winter confectionery superbIn 1879, one year after
Cetshewayo […] -
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
They’re the oldest football club of the Cymri
The Ancient Ones in their magpie cloaks
They play in the black hills of Maelor Country
It’s just as deceptive as Marlborough Country
The glorious mountains mask deb […] -
Dachlan Cartwright published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 5 months ago
Pienaar and Donovan
Are Lords of Run Rings
School of Science in session once moreLet’s hope Stracqualursi
Jelavic, Anichebe
Will have Dixie’s gold vision to scoreKendall mints Osman
Harvey carves Fel […] - Load More
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7th June 2025 at 5:57 pm
Very well put! My recent favourite came when visiting Chesterfield. They have the ‘LMD Vacuum Excavation Stand’.
May be if you’re in the vacuum excavation business, it’s a beautiful sounding name.
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24th May 2025 at 7:19 am
Hi Steve
I’ve come across you before on the live poetry circuit…something I’ve also been involved in since the late 90s at slams, gigs and festivals. Did you ever get to Glasto?
I was also at Swindon when José subbed and berated Kevin in a League Cup game for Chelsea….
Salah as you point out went the same way…
Be interesting to see Kev’s next move?
Best
Crispin
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24th April 2025 at 1:05 pm
Hey Denys..love this
“You may be a miner working down a pit.
You may be a rock star playing sold out gigs.
You may be a fireman putting out a blaze.
You may be an inmate chalking off the days. ”
Not just Dylan but maybe an unintentional nod to and shades of Ian Dury’s enigmatic ‘What A Waste’ rhythmic scanning..eg:
I could be the driver in an articulated lorry
I could be a poet I wouldn’t need to worry
I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars
I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs
What a waste
What a waste
Was lucky enough to meet and interview him twice.
Best wishes from Forest Green to Genoa C
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8th March 2025 at 2:34 pm
Thanks Crispin
I’ve been to FGR a couple of times in the past – great food! Barnet look like they have the NL sewn up for this season, but I wish you well for promotion next season.
Regards, Beth
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11th January 2025 at 8:13 am
TO ADD THIS TO THIS POEM’S COMMENT:WELCOME BACK DAVID MOYES!!!
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27th November 2024 at 5:55 am
‘You’re Supposed To Be At Home’ is an excellent and moving poem Denys.
You start off thinking it’s just about another oft-sung chant, one we personally heard a lot last season throughout our second relegation in a row here at Forest Green(FGR) ! I always love poems where you think they are saying one thing and then they suddenly pull you deeper to somewhere or something else else.
I’m currently helping in a local school for FGR in a voluntary capacity using football to help young students with reading. At an upcoming session we will tackle racism, just like we did in workshops at football schools and grounds when we first started this site 24 years ago. I’m gonna try and weave your poem into a session.
We’ve added it to the Anti- Racism/Kick It Out section under Crispin’s Corner.
Best C
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26th November 2024 at 1:59 pm
Great poem and great to see you back Wyn.
Don’t leave it so long next time my friend!
More please.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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