• TG Jones
    Who was the greatest player that Stanley Matthews ever saw? Cymru’s TG Jones. Who was the greatest player that Dixie Dean ever saw? Everton’s TG Jones. Who was the greatest player that Tommy Lawton ever saw? Wrexham’s TG Jones. Who was the greatest player that Joe Mercer ever saw? Connah’s Quay’s TG Jones. He didn’t […]
  • Unspeakable
    Hey Kids would you like a cushy number, A job which gives you hours of mental slumber, A billet where the silences are hardly broken By a few drops of language as a throwaway token? You’ll get loads of moula just for being in the grandstand And viewing on a screen the best footy in […]
  • Too Few Blues haiku
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  • The People’s Cubs
    Jordan Pickford can do it all Can become a legend like Neville Southall Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free From rubbing shoulders with Jags and Ashley Michael Keane can add his name To Roy and Robbie in the hall of fame Morgan Feeney’s […]
  • On First Looking Into Sampson’s Away Days
    Much have I mouthed shouts at the drought of goals, And many a crepit stand and stadium seen. Round many a woolly island have I been, Far from the grounds which sheikhs and oligarchs hold, Oft of a one-eyed land have I been told Where Lairds bred, Pongo Waring, Dixie Dean. Yet never did I […]