• Almost a season With my feet under the boardroom table Haven’t done most of what I’ve been able Ideas I’ve had thick and fast The simple bit is running them past Old duffers sat at the table Not even willing,never mind able! Their main priority is the boardroom spread Oblivious to the fact the Club […]
  • One of the great old grounds Evoking memories From before my time Of cloth caps, Woodbines And little boys held aloft To sit and stand pitchside At the very front Almost on the touchline itself Of a football ground. Some of those very children Would have forsaken Their football To fight the fascists And spill […]
  • “Perfect Night Out” Pouring down with rain Soaked to the skin In a crowd of twenty nine All turned out fine Even though I really should be Questioning my sanity And shouting the odd profanity. But…a win is a win is a win!
  • Concord Rangers…Rovers Whoever you are I hope you have a huge party Back in your bar When you get out of your half full car. Even a ride around Your island of Canvey In an open top bus Although holding up the cup Through the skylight Of the roof of one of Your multitude of […]
  • Over half the crowd Makes you so proud Untold singing With our bringing Two hundred or more Despite the score. As an added bonus We upset the League By making the night Magnificently nervy For dinosaur duffer Topsy Turvey. If you let old farts loose They’re going to cop abuse If you want ‘jolly good […]