• When Your Mind’s On Some Place Else.
    Through the leafy Vale of Kent A pal of mine had sped Racing in his van against the clock His mind on a quarter to three Where ‘The Lions’ trod the green Was dominant, as he was forced to make a stop. In the comfort of his van “No-one likes us…” proudly rang As he […]
  • Late Drama.
    T’was squeaky derriere time At both ends of the pile (sic) By The Humber yesterday. Midst a comedy of errors Chelsea keeper Top Cat fluffs his lines Then redeems himself With three late outstanding saves. Post match In the winning dressing room Our players raise a glass of brandy. To Remy (sic) Who nipped off […]
  • Stood All Alone
    When yer pals are up against the wall As the shots come raining in They’ll need some mug on whom they can call What can parry, thwart, is set to stay big, or can take one on the chin. One with plenty of north and south A real presence midst the fray Who can throw […]
  • It Could Have Been Worse.
    According to Five Live On me wireless last night and in real danger of being taken part In The Camp Nou versus Barca Under constant threat of a barrage That at times sounded tireless City put on a display of great Hart!
  • One Day I’ll Fly Away. (It’s cheaper)
    Close mates Are quite confused of late They very rare see him. The Prem it seems Has done him in Where the emphasis on greed wins . In London Games have left him numb He feels there’s something missing. The Emptiness Left him almost penniless Much to his chagrin. Stamford Bridge Committed sacrilege When it […]