It’s Germany versus Ghana Danny’s on the mike (sic) His fellow commentator Decides the England plight deserves some added diss. Until our Danny marks his card with: “Enough talk about that, can we focus on this game” In the kind of voice meaning business and that, that was then, while this here is the now.

Gary Limited, dissing Belanov, For his missed out Golden Boot Kinda set the tone from kick off For a boring football afternoon. The finest crop or Belgian youngsters Since the French lads from Clear-fontaine Expected to over-run the aging Russians Under Fabio Capello’s reign. As all armchair experts reading this Know full well to our […]

We’re going home and making progress as well Which is a nice change.

So Rooney finally scores the goal That silences his critics “Yeah” the patriotic pundits growl: “But what about his misses?” Oh. She hired a private jet To go and see Her man playing in the hole. You mean like a day at the beach with cockling nets, Buckets and spades, beside the sea With her […]

I was sat there in me chair With a nice slice of Gruyere Looking forward to The French playing The Swiss Till I almost ate remote control As the shock of them quick goals Made me think the Swiss defence was on the piste. The French even missed a pen Which can happen now and […]