Paul Tubb
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Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
I like watching Armchairs
When they are playing football.
They’re full of skill and on the ball
They are really comfortable.But when they play the Sofa
I don’t think it’s fair.
They have a disadvantage so
I […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
‘We only had nine men.’
We shouted to the other team.
Gloating about our victory,
Not unfairly it would seem.But they responded with,
‘I don’t know why you’re feeling pride?
You obviously had the advantage […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
My lucky scarf accompanies me
To every single game.
But my team very rarely win
Maybe my scarf’s to blame.Is it really lucky?
Now I’m not so sure.
Maybe it’s the reason
That my team can’t score.Maybe I should […]
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Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
There’s a man who sells Rosettes
Outside White Hart Lane.
He never ever sells any
I think I will explain.
They’re home made and they look good
And lot’s of time did they did take,
He just didn’t notice till he […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
Steeple United haven’t won
A game for a long while.
You’d think that their supporters
Would be in denial.
Just to let you know,
So there is no confusion,
The fans of Steeple United
Are under no illusion.
They nev […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
My Auntie June
Arrived too soon
She wasn’t due today.
She wasn’t impressed
That the house was messed
But still she decided to stay.My Mum was upset
The house wasn’t clean yet,
She said, “She wasn’t expected. […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
I think it’s strange, something my dad did say,
About how I’m going to change my mind one day
About getting married, which I do not want to do,
He told me, “Once I felt the same as you.
But I changed my mind and y […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
Walking to school one day
I was in the middle of a daydream.
I was dreaming that I was scoring
The winning goal for our school team.
I sometimes think I’m a an astronaut,
And sometimes a cowboy in the w […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
‘Offside,’ says the referee,
The goal it will not stand.
We in the crowd did not agree,
An explanation we did demand.But the referee will not explain
The decision he has made.
He says, ‘I have travelled in the r […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
The Dad’s of me and Jim and Jaye,
Were sitting in the pub one day,
It’s where they seem to spend most of their lives,
But they were not just drinking beer
There was a conversation going on here
About where eac […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years ago
My Dad says when I get older
I will appreciate,
When two people care so much about me
To argue over my fate.I just don’t understand then
If this statement is right,
When it’s time for the football teams to be […]
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24th May 2025 at 7:19 am
Hi Steve
I’ve come across you before on the live poetry circuit…something I’ve also been involved in since the late 90s at slams, gigs and festivals. Did you ever get to Glasto?
I was also at Swindon when José subbed and berated Kevin in a League Cup game for Chelsea….
Salah as you point out went the same way…
Be interesting to see Kev’s next move?
Best
Crispin
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24th April 2025 at 1:05 pm
Hey Denys..love this
“You may be a miner working down a pit.
You may be a rock star playing sold out gigs.
You may be a fireman putting out a blaze.
You may be an inmate chalking off the days. ”
Not just Dylan but maybe an unintentional nod to and shades of Ian Dury’s enigmatic ‘What A Waste’ rhythmic scanning..eg:
I could be the driver in an articulated lorry
I could be a poet I wouldn’t need to worry
I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars
I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs
What a waste
What a waste
Was lucky enough to meet and interview him twice.
Best wishes from Forest Green to Genoa C
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8th March 2025 at 2:34 pm
Thanks Crispin
I’ve been to FGR a couple of times in the past – great food! Barnet look like they have the NL sewn up for this season, but I wish you well for promotion next season.
Regards, Beth
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11th January 2025 at 8:13 am
TO ADD THIS TO THIS POEM’S COMMENT:WELCOME BACK DAVID MOYES!!!
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27th November 2024 at 5:55 am
‘You’re Supposed To Be At Home’ is an excellent and moving poem Denys.
You start off thinking it’s just about another oft-sung chant, one we personally heard a lot last season throughout our second relegation in a row here at Forest Green(FGR) ! I always love poems where you think they are saying one thing and then they suddenly pull you deeper to somewhere or something else else.
I’m currently helping in a local school for FGR in a voluntary capacity using football to help young students with reading. At an upcoming session we will tackle racism, just like we did in workshops at football schools and grounds when we first started this site 24 years ago. I’m gonna try and weave your poem into a session.
We’ve added it to the Anti- Racism/Kick It Out section under Crispin’s Corner.
Best C
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26th November 2024 at 1:59 pm
Great poem and great to see you back Wyn.
Don’t leave it so long next time my friend!
More please.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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