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My Mum was upset
The house wasn’t clean yet,
She said, “She wasn’t expected.”
“If I thought that today she’d arrive,
For cleanliness I would strive,
And the house would not have been neglected.”
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My Dad was not happy too
That she had arrived before she was due,
Although he had a different reason.
There was a game on TV
That he wanted to see,
It was the first game of the football season.
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My Mum said to my Dad,
“Oh that’s not that bad
It’s only a stupid game grown men play.
You should be more concerned with
The state of the place where you live,
And that my sister saw it in such disarray.”
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My Dad said, “I couldn’t care less
That this place is a mess.
That doesn’t matter at all.
The only thing that matters to me
Is that her turning up early
Means that I now can’t watch the football.”
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She asked me to join her
And also where my parents were.
I told her I didn’t know where.
She said, “That really is a shame.
This is a really good game
One with your father we should share.”
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So we finished watching the game
Whilst my parents tried to blame
Each other for my Aunt coming to soon.
But it wasn’t so bad
And a good time was had.
By me and my Auntie June.