• Subbuteo Playing Primates
    A Monkey in Glenview, * Whilst eating Irish Stew, Said, ‘I think I’ll play Subbuteo today. Although playing by one’s self Is bad for one’s Health “For 2 or more” the instructions clearly say. So when I’ve finished this stew I’ll know what I’ll do And I believe it is the best decision I’ll contact […]
  • On England leaving without competing: Haiku
    “That’s ninety minutes I’ll never get back again” I said, angrily.
  • We Think They Think It’s All Over
    They think it’s all over, they’re on the pitch But I am not really sure, Why that is, as a games 90 minutes, And we’ve only been playing 24. ‘Get off the Pitch, Get off the Pitch.’ Was shouted but too no avail. One of them said, ‘We’re Celebrating A victory of the highest scale.’ […]
  • Ode to The one I Love
    What would my life have been like, If I’d never met you? I’d have no one to rub my head When I think I have the Man-Flu I really can’t imagine, I haven’t got a clue But at least my Lilywhite Tottenham Hotspur Shirt Wouldn’t be Blue. Chorus It’s Blue, It’s Blue, My Tottenham shirt […]
  • Paradise Lost
    Oh I can’t Believe it, I really feel quite ill. The Score was Parking Lot one And Poor Paradise Nil.