Poems tagged ‘Haiku’
She Fell Over –Haiku
“Women and football
you must be having a laugh
who said they could play ?”
“They should be at home
in the kitchen and cooking
or watching their soaps.”
“Now I’m not sexist
but it just doesn’t seem right
footballs a mans game.”
“I’ll watch a match then
but I bet I won’t like it
still should be a laugh. ”
“I take it all back
these women are really good
with a lot of skill.”
“Am I coming again ?
you know I really want to
if the wife lets me ! “
Old Pro haiku.
The old pro
Covers every blade of grass
Searching for a deal.
Magic Haiku.
On The Fulham Road
Star struck fans wander wearing
Wizards hats. Magic.
Boro Wembley – Haiku 2
Today is the day
Wembley the place, for new
Legends to be born.
BORO WEMBLY – Haiku
Boro is Buzzin’
The Wembley match we can win
We BELIEVE
Play Off Places haiku
bless all City folk
now suffering P.M.T.
that’s pre-match tension
two legs, extra time?
the torture of penalties
with Wembley waiting
Jimmy Greaves haikus ( Get Well Soon)
you in those long shorts
on scrapbook pages and walls
always my hero
•
to ape your swivel
on concrete fields by street light
how I tried and tried
•
blurred in blue and white
you dancing past defenders
endlessly that day
•
cold December day
Jimmy netting five with ease
soaked in wind and rain
•
your last four-goal match
I ran on that field un-checked
just to say goodbye
•
bound for Italy
on that whistle we all cried
please don’t leave Jimmy
•
so great in those days
like Best and Gazza gifted
until your playing stopped
The Greedy Footballer-Haiku
He wants lots of money
what he’s on is not enough
he wants even more.
He won’t sign contract
his agent pulling the strings
greed is good to him.
Fast cars and women
gold watches and tatty bling
lure the youngster in.
The love of money
is the root of all evil
so the bible says.
Money and football
a hedonistic mixture
it’s getting obscene.
Sterling an apt name
he’s got money on the mind
greedy footballer.
Genesis Haiku
Have regard for Kane?
Starters’ offering able.
Why are you downcast?
Go out to the field.
Fugitive. Vagabond. Spur.
Your brother’s keeper.
Eighty seconds in,
the goals have been divided.
He shall rule over them.
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27th November 2024 at 5:55 am
‘You’re Supposed To Be At Home’ is an excellent and moving poem Denys.
You start off thinking it’s just about another oft-sung chant, one we personally heard a lot last season throughout our second relegation in a row here at Forest Green(FGR) ! I always love poems where you think they are saying one thing and then they suddenly pull you deeper to somewhere or something else else.
I’m currently helping in a local school for FGR in a voluntary capacity using football to help young students with reading. At an upcoming session we will tackle racism, just like we did in workshops at football schools and grounds when we first started this site 24 years ago. I’m gonna try and weave your poem into a session.
We’ve added it to the Anti- Racism/Kick It Out section under Crispin’s Corner.
Best C
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26th November 2024 at 1:59 pm
Great poem and great to see you back Wyn.
Don’t leave it so long next time my friend!
More please.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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