Dashed home through the rush hour
Battling through the heaving throng
No Lineker or Gabby Yorath on the box to greet me
What the hell is going on?
Has me Sky subscribe been cancelled?
It hasn’t, that’s alright
One of the kids has just marked me card
Er… dad there’s no games till Friday night!
What am I gonna do with meself?
I’m wound up to watch a game
Albert Square, Coronation Street, all that other stuff
Don’t somehow feel the same!
You can’t just stop the action like that
Turn it off for two whole days
I’ll have to see what games we’ve recorded
So I’m off to watch replays!