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OLD TRAFFORD (remix)

Red4Ever

Sunday, February 22nd, 2004

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 His name was Fergie he was the manager
With red ribbons everywhere and some chewy in his hair
He would merangue and do the cha-cha
And while he took the reds so far, David Beckham was the star
He kicked a boot across the floor Vicky screamed “Oh Babe you’re scarred!”
But the devils took the crown
Who could ask for more?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 At Old Trafford (oh) Old Trafford (old trafford)
The hottest spot north of Salford (‘ere)
At the Stretford (oh!) Old Trafford
Music and passion were always the fashion
At Old Trafford….they fell in love

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 His name was Rio, he was a diamond
He had charm and he had flair, he saw Fergie standing there
And when he finished he called him over
But Rio went a bit too far, Beckham’s free-kicks sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and cups were smashed in two
There was blood and a flyin’ boot shot
Who just who kicked who?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 (They can’t remember!)

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 At Old Trafford (oh) Old Trafford (old trafford)
The hottest spot north of Salford (‘ere)
At the Stretford (oh!) Old Trafford
Music and passion were always the fashion
At Old Trafford….they fell in love

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 His name is Fergie he was the manager
But that was 30 years ago, he won a kinighthood don’t you know
A new regime in tow, but not for Fergie
Still in the dress he used to wear, faded red feathers in his hair
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and he lost his Rio
Now he’s lost his mind!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 At Old Trafford (oh) Old Trafford (old trafford)
The hottest spot north of Salford (‘ere)
At the Stretford (oh!) Old Trafford
Music and passion were always the fashion
At Old Trafford….they lost the plot!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Don’t sign for them!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/old-trafford-remix/