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Stand-up Comedians

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Stand up, if you hate Man U
Resent all the revenue
It’s not the same now it’s gone all-seater
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Stand up, if you hate Man U
Enjoy biased overview
We used to sway and roll like waves
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Stand up, if you hate Man U
Read it off the autocue
Waves that broke as a goal was scored
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Stand up, if you hate Man U
Encouraged by Special Brew
Crashing on to the concrete beach
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Stand up if you hate Man U
Mantras and a team tattoo
Then letting the backwash regroup us
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Stand up if you hate Man U
Heading for Division Two
Carrying bodies back out to sea
Stand up, if you hate Man U.

Notes

This (along with others on this site) is taken from my new book, Gareth Southgate’s Proverb, due out in time for Christmas. To register for notification of publication, please visit www.garethsouthgatesproverb.com and complere the Contact form. Many thanks!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stand-up-comedians/