United almost sent to Coventry
It was close and yet so far
Manchester United,
World beaters renowned
Throughout the globe
And serial trophy winners
Of some prestige
Respected on every continent
But on Saturday evening
United were almost sent to
Coventry. It could have been
The truth undoubtedly
Deprived of their second
Consecutive FA Cup Final
Against their noisy
Mancunian neighbours
By the skin of their teeth
How agonising was the
Proximity between
The departure gate
At Wembley
And another argy bargy
Altercation, bicker
And quarrel
With that lot
Over the garden fence
City, the feuding foes
For well over two
Centuries
When Newton Heath
Was but a child in shorts
While City was alive
With ringing, resounding bells
At Maine Road
On Saturday though
Manchester United thought
They’d been dumped unceremoniously
Through the trap door
After a six goal nailbiter
Come pulsating cliffhanger
At Wembley
A man called Torp
Must have been convinced
That he had given
The Sky Blues
Their passport to an
FA Cup Final
But in the twinkling of an eye
The fairy story became
A horror show
It couldn’t have been offside
But it was
Coventry denied at the final kick
Fate can be so fickle
Football can be so heartless
Savagely cruel
Coventry punched in the ribs
When memories of 1987
And victory against Spurs
Were beckoning them back
To another crack at
FA Cup Final victory
Sadly, painfully not to be
Football’s demoralising
See saws of fortune and
Misfortune
And all because of the
English alphabet
VAR, yes that old chestnut
Lines, graphics,
Football dictated by
Parts of the human anatomy
How much longer can this
Potty charade be allowed
To go on?
And just to rub salt
Into the wound
No FA Cup replays
Next season
What will the FA
Think of in their
Mad myopia?
Are they trying to
Kill off the game’s
Most beloved treasure?
No vision, no foresight
Still it’s
Manchester United and City
At the same time
Same place
As last year
How many times have
We played that precious
Piece of vinyl
On the turntable?
History repeats itself
How tedious and predictable
Probably the same result
Repetition we love it
Or maybe not
Shades of 31 years ago
When the Gunners
Saw off Wednesday
Sheffield that is
On Thursday
Preceded by springtime
Gambollings on League Cup
Final duty
But the two Manchesters
Collide yet again
The Salford derby
Well, almost
In the ditto FA Cup Final
As a neutral
You’re inclined to go
For United’s revenge
If only to stop
The City express
But this is
Just beyond exasperation
Who cares?
It’s just football
May the best team to win
My Account
Latest Poems
Richard Williams
26th April 2024
joe morris
25th April 2024
Denys E. W. Jones
25th April 2024
kevin halls
23rd April 2024
Alex Saynor
23rd April 2024
joe morris
23rd April 2024
Crispin Thomas
22nd April 2024
Denys E. W. Jones
21st April 2024
joe morris
20th April 2024
Clik The Mouse
15th April 2024
Crispin’s Corner
In Memoriam
Kick It Out & Christmas Truce
Latest Comments
26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
See in context
25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
See in context
25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
See in context
23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
See in context
23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
See in context
20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
.
See in context
19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
See in context
19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
See in context
29th January 2024 at 10:03 pm
Hi Crispin,
How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.
Cheers mate
Joe
See in context
10th January 2024 at 7:52 pm
You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..
Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?
Best
Crispin
See in context