• Haiku for exiles.
    Tea all over the floor Women scream and pets scatter A cefax goal.
  • August Haiku.
    Beautiful white clouds Unphased by the consequence Of the post’s width.
  • Opening Day Memories
    It hurts Top at half time Bottom by five The day that eras come alive But you never how it’s going to fall During this cruel time It’s anyone’s call. Once the league cup first round eased us into the swing of mid-table hopes and relegation thoughts And occasionally raised a cautious hope that this […]
  • The club that…. has won the flippin’ cup!
    They say that anything is possible That any game is winable That nothing’s unobtainable If flesh and blood can kick a ball. You cling to these thoughts everyday If you’re a follower of Whitley Bay The club for years a figure of fun Has been to Villa Park …And won. The club who’s pitch was […]
  • The lie dream of The Golden Tit.
    No man or club is bigger than it Not the “R’zzz” of Reading Or the Golden Tit So I howled and whinced when I heard the tale Of Wolves premature Premiership season ticket sales. Just as Reading found with their “victory” bus It’s better to be humble like little old us Don’t tempt the wrath […]