Paul Tubb
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Paul Tubb changed their profile picture 2 years, 7 months ago
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Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 years, 10 months ago
I won’t be watching
the World Cup this year, Because,
Well it’s obvious. -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 4 years, 6 months ago
There was a footballer called, Stu
Who longed to play Left-Back for Crewe.
So imagine his chagrin
the only offer there’s been
is playing up front for Man U. -
Paul Tubb‘s profile was updated 4 years, 6 months ago
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Paul Tubb‘s profile was updated 6 years, 5 months ago
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Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 6 years, 5 months ago
I dreamt I won the World Cup,
For the England team.
I didn’t need ten other men,
It was just me, in my dream.I showed eleven Brazilians
how the game should be played.
I scored three and they scored o […] -
Paul Tubb became a registered member 6 years, 5 months ago
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Paul Tubb changed their profile picture 6 years, 5 months ago
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Paul Tubb‘s profile was updated 6 years, 5 months ago
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Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 10 years, 6 months ago
I’ve got on my lucky underpants
The pizza’s on its way.
The kick off will be in ten minutes,
If there is no delay.
My Mobile is on Silent
And I’ve turned off our phone,
There’ll be no interruptions
I’m totally i […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 13 years, 3 months ago
Archibald Anderson,
From East Kilbride,
Supported the Accies
And he always tried
To see them at Douglas Park
But they are no more
To be found at this ground,
Since nineteen ninety-four.
Hamilton Academicals,
They […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 14 years, 4 months ago
A Monkey in Glenview, *
Whilst eating Irish Stew,
Said, ‘I think I’ll play Subbuteo today.
Although playing by one’s self
Is bad for one’s Health
“For 2 or more” the instructions clearly say.
So when I’ve finish […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 14 years, 5 months ago
“That’s ninety minutes
I’ll never get back again”
I said, angrily. -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 14 years, 7 months ago
They think it’s all over, they’re on the pitch
But I am not really sure,
Why that is, as a games 90 minutes,
And we’ve only been playing 24.‘Get off the Pitch, Get off the Pitch.’
Was shouted but too no avail. […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 15 years, 1 month ago
What would my life have been like,
If I’d never met you?
I’d have no one to rub my head
When I think I have the Man-Flu
I really can’t imagine,
I haven’t got a clue
But at least my Lilywhite Tottenham Hotspur […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 15 years, 7 months ago
Oh I can’t Believe it,
I really feel quite ill.
The Score was Parking Lot one
And Poor Paradise Nil. -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 1 month ago
Eric the short sighted goalkeeper
Is the best keeper we’ve got.
He may concede many goals,
But he also saves a lot.
As long as he remembers
To wear his seeing aids,
That’s right without his glasses
The chance of […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 6 months ago
11 poets take on the world
Managed by Roger McGough
They send out a challenge to other poets
Have a go if you’re Bard enough.
John Hegley is between the posts
A wordsmith who is hard to beat
The trouble is his n […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 6 months ago
The England Team’s a Funny team they play in Red or white.
They’re full of Skill and top players depending on the night.
They’re the bafflement of England Fans as they don’t seem to care,
When it comes to Euro200 […] -
Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 7 months ago
There once was a man called John Terry
Who cried as he really was very
sad at the defeat
but when England get beat
He seems quite exceptionally merry. - Load More
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27th November 2024 at 5:55 am
‘You’re Supposed To Be At Home’ is an excellent and moving poem Denys.
You start off thinking it’s just about another oft-sung chant, one we personally heard a lot last season throughout our second relegation in a row here at Forest Green(FGR) ! I always love poems where you think they are saying one thing and then they suddenly pull you deeper to somewhere or something else else.
I’m currently helping in a local school for FGR in a voluntary capacity using football to help young students with reading. At an upcoming session we will tackle racism, just like we did in workshops at football schools and grounds when we first started this site 24 years ago. I’m gonna try and weave your poem into a session.
We’ve added it to the Anti- Racism/Kick It Out section under Crispin’s Corner.
Best C
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26th November 2024 at 1:59 pm
Great poem and great to see you back Wyn.
Don’t leave it so long next time my friend!
More please.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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