Jason McAteer: “The Dynamite Wirralite”
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A local lad just like Bill Dean
Haunts defenders down the wing
Laces up his boots with dynamite
Cos he’s a homegrown Wirralite
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Nearly 34 “Old Spice” still the best
He’s Head and Shoulders above the rest
Blood and thunder heart of gold
Said “No” to the Foxes and came back home
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Now in the Rovers famous White
With footie back on Friday Night
He used his head just like a boot
Sent County home all black and blue
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He played with Fowler did our Jase
But God’s now lost a yard of pace
Whilst Trigger Captains Little’s men
The SWA dreams of the Prem
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A proud tradition in the ring
The Macca’s lad he chose Marine
To make his mark and then his name
‘Til Royston Evans quickly came
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For Liverpool with heart and soul
Some mazy runs and the odd goal
Blackburn, Makems he wandered down
To Prenton Park the club of his home town
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The Tricky Whites the Kop End roar
Send Humey on his way to score
All three points ours, oh happy days
Now play-offs looming Cardiff Way
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Our Trigger’s hard, he’s really mean
And he’s not scared of soft Roy Keane
Keano’s elbow broke off Macca’s head
It’s in a book Jase, like you said!
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