Stop Butting In Pardew–Haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Pardew loses plot
anger management needed
he has to cool down.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 His team were winning
but the red mist clouds his view
it goes to his head.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Shearer wants him out
“butt” Pardew will keep his job
the last chance saloon.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 He looks so very smart
wearing his expensive suits
a touchline salesman.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So a loose cannon
or just a passionate man ?
bit of both methinks !



As someone who used to be a bit hot headed I look at Pardew and think I used to be like that, but as you mature you tend to calm down.

He is very lucky he’s still in a job though as anywhere else he would have been sacked.

He obviously is passionate about the game, but a silver haired chap in a suit trying to nut a younger bloke just doesn’t look right !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stop-butting-in-pardew-haiku/